Thank you to those of you that were on time and to those of you that were close to on time.
There is no way for everyone to play together, so we have tried to devise a system that has very few repeats. We can't avoid at least one.
All days will be played as a blind best ball. You will be paired with someone randomly at the end of the day. This will again help in playing your own ball all the way through to ensure that everyone has the chance for the glorious prizes at the end of the day and the trip.
We really appreciate it. Now we can relax and just wait for the trip.
**A few things to keep in mind this year.**
We are going back to the catering idea that made afew years back so great. Every condo will be assigned a meal to prepare. You will feed 20 guys on your given day, yet you will be fed the other days by another condo. Definately a win/win for everyone. Besides the fact that it saves everyone a little money and we don't ahve to deal with a waitress that should not tell the jokes that she does. I heard Peacock will do anything for a tip. Bring some ones and let's see if it's true.
We set the condo's and pairings for the first few days. As everyone knows, The final day is up in the air. Mike Belser isn't returning this year, but I'll be dragging out the software to track all the shit.
Here are the condos and the rooming situation.
The feeding schedule is as follows.
Morning Day 2 ON YOUR OWN!
Evening Day 2 Dinner in the Brothel
Morning Day 3 Breakfast at the Commune
Evening Day 3 Dinner at the Bag Drop
Morning Day 4 Breakfast in the Padded Room
Evening Day 4 Dinner with the Wanna - Bees
Awards
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All days will be played as a blind best ball. You will be paired with someone randomly at the end of the day. This will again help in playing your own ball all the way through to ensure that everyone has the chance for the glorious prizes at the end of the day and the trip.We have one new guy (Rob) he can take everything you throw at him, so don't think he can't.
Also, there are a few old friends coming back this year. I can't wait to see each and every one of your mugs down there.
Skins pot is manditory $20 buy in and we will be selling mulligans again for $5 each, that will go directly into the skin pot. (NO SCOTT, that isn't what you were thinking it was)
The most fun I've had with my clothes on. Lee Trevino
25 comments:
your blog is very good......
First of all, this page looks great. Nice work Zak! Secondly, Scott, good girl is not really following our blog...I'm quite sure about this. She will not be on the Excuse. Lastly, hey NEW GUY, as a boss of mine once said during an interview for a high school job, "Can you take yelling without crying." I hope so. I like to substitue laughing for yelling on this trip.
LATES JP
John, just checked out the profile again, and didn't notice the 'PUGS' in your favorite music. Where is everyone at for this thing? Who is scared of the blog, IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE? That should speak directly to the Commune.
Nice work on the blog zak. Maybe everyone is hiding. Maybe they don't know how to respond on the blog. If you sign in first, it makes it easier to navigate. Or maybe they are waiting for it to get warm. Or maybe they are held hostage to the NFL. Bad NFL!
Twice the money and half the talent. Good thing I don't like the other sports. Peak... are you sure that Good girl isn't going with us? She really looks like she'd have a good time with a few of our guests. Toliver, what happened to the boy, was he stung by a bee? I hope everyone knows where this years trip is. They may rely on the TOM TOM, and that would be bad. Thanks for looking at the blog you two.(or should I say you two, and lady guest?) -Z-
I think good girl is a spy, sent out by the wives. She will give up soon I'm sure. The boy, that was on the mtn. last summer. It kinda sums up what I feel like doing, knowing we are about 10 weeks away.
Priceless!
Anyone..anyone...hello....!
I don't know what to say to my placement in the Brothel. Should I feel pride? Shame? Utter excitement? Should I get a second job now to try to make some additional cash for extracurricular activities that will likely ensue with the guests in this room? A wise man once said, "You know what that means? I have a huge penis." Can't wait and GO CARDS!
Shore, as Scotty advised, you should feel like sleeping on your back. Now I don't really get that. Back or front, either way could be a problen in The Brothel. See you soon.
JP
SO over good girl. She is a lie! Top of the damn page.
I'm going to post under this new alias.... BAAAAAAAD Girl
Good job on the blog Zak and I also wanted to thank you for putting me into the Bag Drop so Shore won't have to put up with my snoring this year. It'll be me and Dave in three part harmony. Just a reminder to check the back seat of the van you rent to make sure it's attached properly. I still have a knot on the back of my head. Yes we can! -CB-
Wow chuck, I forgot about the whole eject seat incident. What a great trip we all go on every year. Wasn't it zak the leader who punched it to keep up and you flew? Fun times are coming! Hey, where are the others? Eastern boys, where are you? Carl? Chris? Bill? Pat? Big Feathers? Shawn? What the...F?
Please.... Im begging..... somebody... say something!!! ...anything...
Thanks a lot Zak! I was scared to post anything on a "blog" and for darn good reason. As I am typing this I am overcome with the urge to text and download ring back tones on my Crackberry!
Good work robert. I knew we could get more excuser's to blog. It's like a groupie thing. Do you feel important now? Pingwa, what it up with your team? You guys too good for blog. What happened to everyone NOT doing the excuse fantasy league? We have only 4 guys this year. Don't Blog, Don't compute, Don't Speak, At least I can fuck*n think. (Minor Threat)
The East Team lets our golf talk for us!
Hello all.
Pat
I know you missed last year, but the trophy is in the West. Pat, glad to see you are coming. I know you know how to use a computer. So now you need to join the excuses fantasy golf league. It really doesn't take alot of time and really is not that nerdy. It is a long season and you are not late. One or two good weeks and you will catch up to us. My team only has 1 or 2 guys make the cut, or when they do all make the cut, they don't do well. So Pat, Peacock, Shawn, Bill, Chris, Jr., you all have no excuse not to join. Now Carl and Jack you guys get a pass. We all understand! Rock on with your hard on excusers.
Snoopy
Zak time is getting close to the big trip and I cant wait it should be great. Well enough of the pleasentries are you still gay. I drove up to Kingston today and played on Darryl Jacks video simulater golf machine with the other gay guy John Peacock, It was very cool and depressing at the same time. See you soon Big Jim K
Why is there no banter in here?
It seems like you all are afraid of publishing your sick ass tendencies for mullets, camaro's and lonely nights in the mountains of Wyo.
Toliver, Bees are making a comeback! i got stung last year....
Jack, are you bringin the BB's...?
JP, Lasers and GPS are not cheating..!
Zak, Why are you so fascinated with
JP's gum and wristwatch?
All, Bring the Yuengling!!!!!
Amen PAT!!
Banter and chatter is all we want.
Yeungling is a given.
Pat chews gum. JP must be a new Flavor, how's it taste Pat?
Jack always bring the BB's right 'Jack The Ripper'
A few from the west are bringing new swings with them... range swings are a different story though.
Toliver is bringing the bee costume to polinate the southeast so watch where you sleep, he always has a pair of binoculars to spot and jusge his next victim.
'Goooood girl' loves all of us and is only curious about the weiner/ kilt thing.
John used to be a model.... Thus his profile picture. This one from the set of Cheech and Chongs, 'Dream Dayz'.
The only reason K-man was depressed while playing the simulator was that nobody was lubed up enough afterwords for some hole in ones back in his van.
Pat.... Fishing? Really Opie? Grab a real stick and practice up, casting can only hurt you in Myrtle.
See you bitches soon.
Look for one last post before we go. Hopefully in the next few days. Face to face soon... Right Scott?
I was fishing at golf course!
I guess i grabbed the wrong stick to get out of the hazard and whacked the bass in the head....
4 weeks you mullet lovers! There was a wasp in our laundry room yesterday. No bees! I could only think of two things when I saw it...The band WASP ( F*C* like a beast) and the christian rock band STRYPER (To hell with the Devil). I went out to my camero rocked out for 2 hours, Got wasted drinking PBR and woke up with a blaring stereo and the cops banging on my windshield. I thought to myself, I need a golf vacation before I get out my ABBA collection and really wakr up the neighborhood. PEACE
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